Little
Blue Lizards
The afternoon heat is crazy. Massive clouds
roll in. At five o’clock, rain streams down with bolts of lightning and peals
of thunder.
I turn off the computer, where I was
pretending to work, stand from the desk, and twirl the swivel chair adieu like
a dance partner. Whisky in hand, I take in the show from the front porch. A
gust blows water on bare shins and sandal feet. I rattle the ice in my glass.
The sun returns to the western sky for a
curtain call amid flaming clouds. The temperature creeps back up. Birds sing. I
wander around to the back garden. Holding the whisky level, I pull a few weeds.
In a trice, I am bathed in sweat, and my hands are filthy. I batt mosquitoes that
whine in my ears. I smear my face with blood and dirt. All elbows and knees, I flounder
through the screen door into the kitchen.
“Are we under attack?” Tillie asks.
I wash in the kitchen sink, a white enamel
farmhouse model. It rides low in the counter, like an iceberg in a granite sea.
Tillie remodeled the kitchen for the following reasons:
a) It adds to the resale value.
b) We spend so much time here.
c) We need to keep up with the competition.
“Use a paper towel, not the cloth towel
for dishes.”
I dry myself and drop the soggy biowaste
in the rollout trash. I search for my drink, then for my glasses.
As Tillie cooks, she sips from a glass of
chilled white wine. She likes it dry and fruity, not too astringent, a wine
that comes from a named vineyard, in a tapered bottle, with a real cork. She
keeps it on the upper shelf of the liquor cabinet.
Whisky is on the lower shelf. I pour and
replace the bottle. Ice from the doodad in the freezer door. Not cubes but
crescents.
“Little blue lizards,” I say. “Three to
six inches long, black with a bright blue tail.”
“What about them?”
“I see them around the porch, on the
steps, on foundations. They are fond of masonry.”
“How much have you had to drink?”
“They don’t make a sound. They dart into crevices.”
“What do you expect from a lizard?”
Tillie sautés something in butter and
garlic. Scallops? Veal? Gobbets of pale flesh. She favors local sources for
meat, fish, vegetables, salad greens. Fresh from the farm or the back garden. I
sniff around her and my mouth waters.
“The blue is electric,” I say, “like tiny
bolts of lightning.”
“You’re drooling.”
“Am not.” I swallow. Then a chaser from the
tumbler.
“Skink. You’re talking about a skink. It
eats bugs.”
“How do you know that?”
“Don’t you believe me?”
“I believe every word that falls from your
lips. But you don’t like to walk, much less hike in the great outdoors.”
“You forget, darling. I grew up here. From
the cradle, we Southerners form an intimate bond with the natural world. Your
ecosystems and your biodiversity are as nothing compared to what we absorb in
youth, as we dabble in creeks and swing from vines.”
“Ha!” I try to look in the pan, but she
blocks me.
“It’s a good thing we don’t have a cat.”
“Why?” I am forced to ask. Tillie never
commits a non sequitur.
“Cats chase skinks and eat them. The way
they do mice and small birds.”
“I like cats.”
“You like animals, and they like you. Dogs
fawn on you. Cats roll on the ground at your feet. Doves perch on your
shoulder.”
“That only happened once.”
“Which would you rather have, a ball of
fluff that sleeps all day and purrs in your lap, or a yard full of wildlife?”
I sip thoughtfully.
“As you ponder, set the table. Use the
good silverware.”
“Did you make something special?”
“Not really. A light repast.”
“The heat affects my appetite.”
“Don’t give me that.”
“Two bites, and I’m sated.”
“You always clean the plate.”
“Drummed into me from childhood.”
Tillie moves away from the stove to reach
for something, a pinch of salt or paprika. I dart in and raise the lid on a pot.
She slaps my wrist amid a puff of steam. Rice pilaf? I smell chicken broth and chopped
herbs.
“Keep it up, buster, and you know what
your next meal will be.”
Robert Boucheron is an architect in Charlottesville, Virginia. His short stories and essays appear in Bellingham Review, Christian Science Monitor, Fiction International, Louisville Review, and Saturday Evening Post.